2006-4-11 15:29
欧文
Things that only mom can teach
Joke:Things that only mom can teach
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7. My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
10. My Mother taught me about SEX.... "How do you think you got here?"
11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father."
12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like."
Joke:Things that only mom can teach
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7. My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
10. My Mother taught me about SEX.... "How do you think you got here?"
11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father."
12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like."
2006-4-11 15:44
露比
kan bu dong ~!! [s:2]
2006-4-11 16:05
不是痞子蔡
me too [s:2]
2006-4-11 17:07
coldney
Can I speak Chinese here??
Who can translate them??
Who can translate them??
2006-4-12 09:36
云儿
我不懂． [s:2]
2006-4-12 10:54
木舟
[quote][b]引用第3楼[i]coldney[/i]于[i]2006-04-11 17:07[/i]发表的“”[/b]:
Can I speak Chinese here??
Who can translate them??[/quote]
U can translate them [s:2]
Can I speak Chinese here??
Who can translate them??[/quote]
U can translate them [s:2]
2006-4-12 11:02
飞扬的手帕
My Mother taught me …………
只认得这个！ [s:2]
只认得这个！ [s:2]
2006-4-12 12:31
纯情的肉包
[quote][b]引用第4楼[i]云儿[/i]于[i]2006-04-12 09:36[/i]发表的“”[/b]:
我不懂． [s:2][/quote]
you have to speak chinese here
我不懂． [s:2][/quote]
you have to speak chinese here
2006-4-12 13:17
拔腿就跑
wo ye kan bu dong ya ,wo men zou ba!
2006-4-12 16:38
蓝鼠狼
[quote][b]引用第3楼[i]coldney[/i]于[i]2006-04-11 17:07[/i]发表的“”[/b]:
Can I speak Chinese here??
Who can translate them??[/quote]
我能说中文吗?
谁能翻译一下!
[s:13]
Can I speak Chinese here??
Who can translate them??[/quote]
我能说中文吗?
谁能翻译一下!
[s:13]
2006-4-12 16:45
不是痞子蔡
[s:2] [s:2]
2006-4-25 16:03
hacktobe
自己的理解，不过好象不幽默了。
Things that only mom can teach
只有妈妈才能教的知识
Joke:Things that only mom can teach
笑话：只有妈妈才能教的知识
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."
1.妈妈教我“期待”...“等你爸回家在说。”
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home!"
2.妈妈教我“得到”...“我们到家的时候你就你就知道了”
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"
3.妈妈教我“应付挑战”...“你丫想什么啊？我跟你说话的时候要回答我，但不能顶嘴！”
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
4.妈妈教我“逻辑”...“要是你从秋千上摔下来，伤了脖子，就甭想和我去商店。”
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
5.妈妈教我“医学”...“你要是再眨眼，他们就会被冻伤的。”
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
6.妈妈教我“为将来着想”...“你要是拼写考试不通过，以后就找不到好工作。”
7. My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
7.妈妈教我“第六感”...“把毛衣穿上，你什么时候冷我都知道！”
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
8.妈妈教我“幽默”...“割草机割掉你的脚趾的时候别来找我。”
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
9.妈妈教我“怎么长大成人”...“不吃青菜，你永远也别想长大！”
10. My Mother taught me about SEX.... "How do you think you got here?"
10.妈妈教我“性知识”...“你说你是怎么来到这个世上的。”
11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father."
11.妈妈教我“遗传”...“你就跟你爸一样！”
12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
12.妈妈教我“根源”...“你还以为你生在马房里吗？”
13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
13.妈妈教我“年龄的智慧”...“你到了我这个年纪的时候你就知道了。”
14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like."
14.我一生中最喜欢的就是“公平”...“总有一天，你也会有孩子，他们也像你一样，到时候你就知道生活是怎么样的拉。”
Things that only mom can teach
只有妈妈才能教的知识
Joke:Things that only mom can teach
笑话：只有妈妈才能教的知识
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."
1.妈妈教我“期待”...“等你爸回家在说。”
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home!"
2.妈妈教我“得到”...“我们到家的时候你就你就知道了”
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"
3.妈妈教我“应付挑战”...“你丫想什么啊？我跟你说话的时候要回答我，但不能顶嘴！”
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
4.妈妈教我“逻辑”...“要是你从秋千上摔下来，伤了脖子，就甭想和我去商店。”
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
5.妈妈教我“医学”...“你要是再眨眼，他们就会被冻伤的。”
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
6.妈妈教我“为将来着想”...“你要是拼写考试不通过，以后就找不到好工作。”
7. My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
7.妈妈教我“第六感”...“把毛衣穿上，你什么时候冷我都知道！”
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
8.妈妈教我“幽默”...“割草机割掉你的脚趾的时候别来找我。”
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
9.妈妈教我“怎么长大成人”...“不吃青菜，你永远也别想长大！”
10. My Mother taught me about SEX.... "How do you think you got here?"
10.妈妈教我“性知识”...“你说你是怎么来到这个世上的。”
11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father."
11.妈妈教我“遗传”...“你就跟你爸一样！”
12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
12.妈妈教我“根源”...“你还以为你生在马房里吗？”
13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
13.妈妈教我“年龄的智慧”...“你到了我这个年纪的时候你就知道了。”
14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like."
14.我一生中最喜欢的就是“公平”...“总有一天，你也会有孩子，他们也像你一样，到时候你就知道生活是怎么样的拉。”
2006-4-25 16:10
洗刷刷
It'very well!
Great!
Great!
2006-4-26 17:56
油卜
[s:5] HOHOHOHOHOHO
2006-4-27 09:23
洗刷刷
My god !Are'you ok?
2006-4-27 10:27
lnaswys
我刚才看楼主是洗刷刷，怎么现在换了呢·！奇怪，难道是我眼花拉！！ [s:7] [s:7]
看来5-1得去换个眼镜拉！！！！ [s:7] [s:7]
看来5-1得去换个眼镜拉！！！！ [s:7] [s:7]
2006-4-27 10:30
飞扬的手帕
不是洗刷刷,是洗刷刷回的贴!
2006-4-27 10:36
lnaswys
哦！！！看来年纪大拉，眼真的花拉！！！ [s:6] [s:6] [s:7]
2006-4-27 17:53
洗刷刷
hehe I'm here! [s:13] [s:13]
2006-4-28 00:46
祥子
第三条译错了哦。
是面对挑战
是面对挑战
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